It seems you've stumbled upon the ultimate treasure trove of wry humor and clandestine charm with our "Never Trust A Sentient Pyramid" mug! Let me enchant you further with a product description that tips its hat to the whimsical, the mysterious, and the downright odd.

Channel the enigmatic spirit of the cheeky and chaotic Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls with our delightfully mischievous mug. With its bright yellow hue and singular bowtie, it’s perfect for sipping your morning brew while plotting to unlock the mysteries of the universe... or maybe just to get through your Monday meetings.

Next in our triad of tricksters is the leafier and arguably wiser Illuminati pyramid, which seems to have stepped right out of a Reddit thread. Its green gaze holds the ancient secrets of the world, much like those attributed to the Illuminati. This one's for the thinkers, the eco-warriors, and the detectives of internet lore. Wrapped around a mug, it’s like having your own personal source of esoteric knowledge with every gulp.

And let's not ignore the third eye of this trifecta, the "Illuminaughtii" pyramid, casting a violet vision of knowing glances and well-kept secrets, a nod to the deep dive discussions that light up forums. Having this mug shows to everyone around you that you know what this pyramid represents and the tea that comes from it.

These are more than just items; they're conversation starters, a canvas of curiosity, and a salute to those who find their truth hidden in plain sight—whether that truth is steeped in legend, shrouded in the fantastical, or just for the lolz.

So, whether you choose the mug for a cryptic coffee experience be prepared to serve up a side of mystery with your style. But remember, with great merch comes great responsibility: to always question, to never trust a sentient pyramid, and to keep your sense of humor as sharp as the corners of these geometric geniuses.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Colored rim, inside, and handle
• Dishwasher and microwave safe

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!